Today, as Jason and I were navigating the random displays set up in the aisles, Jason spots a rack of CDs that caused a whole lotta confusion in our world.
Rock-a-what the hell??? I actually wrote down all the bands'/singers' CDs I found just because some (ok, all) of them shocked me. Here's the list: Guns n Roses, Metallic, Pearl Jam, Madonna, Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Journey, Cold Play, Rolling Stones, Queen, and Aerosmith.
When we got home, I found the website (yes, I had to look this crap up) and found that AC/DC also has a CD... And, yes, "Highway to Hell" is one of the lullabies. Also, "You Shook Me All Night Long"... because we all know that's appropriate to do to babies.
Other bands I found on the website: Black Sabbath, The Beach Boys, The Cure, Dave Matthews Band, Def Leppard, Depeche Mode, The Eagles, Elvis Presley, The Flaming Lips, Green Day, Kanye West, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, The Pixies, The Police, Radiohead, Queens of the Stone Age, The Ramones, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, Tool, Van Halen, Weezer. All had such kid-friendly songs (snort).
What's even better about the website is that you can listen to snippets of the different songs found on each album. Here, go check it out yourself http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com. Jason and I spent a ton of time listening to the songs and scaring the shit out of ourselves (why do we sorta like this rendition???). Seriously. I can't make this stuff up.