Many years ago, some brainiac decided it would be awesome-to-the-max to put up these HUGE banners advertising shows for the TV channel, WB. A channel that Kinston didn't even have on their cable network. Yes. That makes sense. Let's tease you people with shows that you can't watch. Remember - this was years ago. As in before Hulu. I'm not even sure if you could've gone to the WB's website to watch the shows back then.
Anyhoo - fast forward to present day. Those banners are still there. Now, in Kinston's defense, I'm not sure if they now have the WB channel. But, to knock Kinston's credibility back down, all of the shows portrayed on these banners are cancelled. Some have been off the air for years.
|Look at us. We're soooo deliciously white.|
|Obviously this banner is trying to appeal to young, hip guys.|
Should we tell them it's not working?
|Just act natural and pretend that the creepy guy isn't|
hanging out with us.
|This banner (tries to) show that the WB believed in|
diversity by having a token black guy.