Tricky Dog Treats.

Jason and I love to eat. We just love food. And none of that healthy crap. We want the stuff that'll clog our arteries and make us feel nauseous after we eat it. Ya know, the good food.

Our love for this kind of nourishment has us on the brink of eating dog treats. At this moment, I'm crossing my fingers, hoping for some willpower (which I've never had before when it comes to food). Let me explain.

Jason and I continually try to diet. Notice that key word "try." Also refer back to paragraph one about healthy stuff.. One way we're trying to help ourselves is by not bringing snacks into the house. One of my super powers is devouring a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in the blink of an eye.

But, being good pet parents we like to buy treats for our furry babies. Recently we bought this big ass canister of cheese flavored pup corn. For those of you not in the know, that would be popcorn for dogs (popcorn - another thing that I can't live without).

Please excuse the fuzziness. I am THE one Asian who
can't use a camera.

We have this canister just sitting on a half wall we have in our kitchen. Out in the open. Where we see it everyday. At a glance, the treats do resemble popcorn or some other delicious cheesy (human) snack. Jason says he keeps seeing cheese balls.

C'mon. You know you want some.

But, look closer...

I'm trying to decide how disgusted I'd be with myself for delving into the dogs' treats. I'm pretty sure I'd be disgusted with myself... I mean, the label does say "healthy" and you know how I feel about that word.